"Dude."
"Yeah man."
"What do you have a red ribbon decorating your cupboard handle for?"
"It's not a ribbon, it's a drawstring from a sack."
"What the hell for?"
"It's useful for tying up stuff with, and in a pinch can lift a pretty big load. Convenient."
"But, dude...it's so gay."
<pause> "Well, what the f**k do you expect, the f**king silk rope I made my bones with?"
P.S. I'm all for people of any sexuality and do not wish to insuniate that being gay would in any way diminish killing ability or any associated activities. All humans are very efficient killing machines irrespective of whatever. There, even though that P.S. takes away from the original exchange somewhat, at least my politicosocial views have been set out.
"Yeah man."
"What do you have a red ribbon decorating your cupboard handle for?"
"It's not a ribbon, it's a drawstring from a sack."
"What the hell for?"
"It's useful for tying up stuff with, and in a pinch can lift a pretty big load. Convenient."
"But, dude...it's so gay."
<pause> "Well, what the f**k do you expect, the f**king silk rope I made my bones with?"
P.S. I'm all for people of any sexuality and do not wish to insuniate that being gay would in any way diminish killing ability or any associated activities. All humans are very efficient killing machines irrespective of whatever. There, even though that P.S. takes away from the original exchange somewhat, at least my politicosocial views have been set out.
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