Someday I'll turn into a giant bug or something

I'm my own judge, jury and executioner. Unfortunately, I seem to end up as collateral damage in a case of police violence (Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?) even before I stand Trial. Not that I refuse to take my own case (when ordered by the law, do so...), but it's as patently hopeless as one of them snowballs in the court of hell.

Ah, the joys of being not-at-all-famous and dribbling.